Happy 4th of July~!

>mfw Swaps4 is british
>mfw he calls freedom fries “chips”
>mfw he calls chips “crisps”
>mfw he calls candy bars “chocolate globbernaughts”
>mfw he calls cars “motorized rollinghams”
>mfw he calls fireworks “merry fizzlebombs”
>mfw he calls PC a “wunderbahbox”
>mfw he calls gravy “meat water”
>mfw he calls power cables “electro-ropes”
>mfw he calls a hamburger a “beef wellington ensemble with lettuce”
>mfw he calls pens “whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers”
>mfw he calls doorknobs “twisting plankhandles”
>mfw he calls a sandwich a “breddystack”
>mfw he calls keyboards “tippy typers”
>mfw he calls peanut butter and jelly “nutty gum and fruit spleggings”
>mfw he calls sweaters “knittedly wittedly sheepity sleepities”
>mfw he calls masturbation “wrestling the silly willy weasel”
>mfw he calls guns a “rooty tooty point-and-shooty”
>mfw he calls lightbulbs “ceiling brights”
>mfw he calls a ball a “blimpy bouncey bounce”
>mfw he calls roads “cobble stone clippity clops”